The conga line at FAS just keeps getting longer

and the underskilled Irish still need -uber skilz! so they can compete in the workplace. Fas have had to introduce a telephone service in 150 Lingo lumps to cater for all the demand. One half of jobseekers are not the lazy crazy IrI$h but the gubermints valuable imigrunts. Thats 50%, yet we need more immigrantation, more exotic coprpuscular jobsicles a surgin' tru the veins of us spudish to energificate our zombie reaction to all the joby goodness that we pass up. We're such ungratful wretches.

Whats more are there jobs we won't do? I'm not aware of that been used much in Ireland. I know Irish guys wash windows, Irish women clean out toilets (not my favourite spectator sport), drive trucks, pluck hedgehogs etc

"It is important that our efforts to assist immigrants are coupled with measures to ensure that the existing workforce in Ireland remains employable," he says.

Not in my experience and notice that the Irish come after the immigrants.

To meet national skills strategy targets, we will need to upskill 250,000 to Leaving Certificate or equivalent between now and 2020.

Fas cost nearly a billion Euro shekels to run last year, sometimes you don't know whether to laugh or cry.